Ya know you are a REAL female rider if you have experienced any of this:
*You have broken a nail on your clutch or front brake *The only perfume you smell like is "Eu de Exhuast" *You have specific riding shoes so you don't have shifter marks on your cute ones *Your helmet has makeup on the inside of it *You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before *You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding *You have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your riding gloves *You have had mascara in your eyes cause they were watering from riding so fast *You have rode up to a restaurant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends *You have had to pull over to pull up your lowrise jeans cause your crack was showing *You have rode past a cop at a hundred miles an hour and gotten off with a wave *You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it off *You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend *You would rather talk about fuel injected vs carbourated, than Coach vs Dooney *You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not area codes *You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding *You have forgotten what heels are *You would rather have clothes from Icon, A Star, Joe Rocket than Gucci, Prada, or Valentino *You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead of jewlery *You have been asked by non riding guys to ride bitch on your bike and they are serious! *You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall *Your preferred method for straightening your hair before a night out is a two hour ride beforehand with your hair tied up and tucked under your helmet. *You have stratches on your gas tank from your belly button ring *You care more about the gearing ratio on your bike than how current or "hip" your jeans are.... *You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy nor a video game *You simply don't remember the last time you bought a new set of shoes as you can no longer afford them! *You show up at airport check-in with your husband carrying a set of race tires...and the check-in lady asks your hubby what he's doing with them and he replies simply, "These are race tires and they belong to my wife!" *You check your backpack/carry on bag and carry-on your helmet XVMC all day, everyday baby! ;)
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