Are You a REAL Female Rider?

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I grabbed this from the XVMC Las Vegas President's MySpace. I thought I'd share!


Are you a REAL female rider? Read on to find out!

Ya know you are a REAL female rider if you have experienced any of this:

*You have broken a nail on your clutch or front brake

*The only perfume you smell like is "Eu de Exhuast"

*You have specific riding shoes so you don't have shifter marks on your cute ones

*Your helmet has makeup on the inside of it

*You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before

*You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding

*You have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your riding gloves

*You have had mascara in your eyes cause they were watering from riding so fast

*You have rode up to a restaurant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends

*You have had to pull over to pull up your lowrise jeans cause your crack was showing

*You have rode past a cop at a hundred miles an hour and gotten off with a wave

*You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it off

*You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend

*You would rather talk about fuel injected vs carbourated, than Coach vs Dooney

*You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not area codes

*You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding

*You have forgotten what heels are

*You would rather have clothes from Icon, A Star, Joe Rocket than Gucci, Prada, or Valentino

*You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead of jewlery

*You have been asked by non riding guys to ride bitch on your bike and they are serious!

*You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall

*Your preferred method for straightening your hair before a night out is a two hour ride beforehand with your hair tied up and tucked under your helmet.

*You have stratches on your gas tank from your belly button ring

*You care more about the gearing ratio on your bike than how current or "hip" your jeans are....

*You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy nor a video game

*You simply don't remember the last time you bought a new set of shoes as you can no longer afford them!

*You show up at airport check-in with your husband carrying a set of race tires...and the check-in lady asks your hubby what he's doing with them and he replies simply, "These are race tires and they belong to my wife!"

*You check your backpack/carry on bag and carry-on your helmet

XVMC all day, everyday baby! ;)